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Straining Credibility In The Congo

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I’ve just finished watching a very interesting documentary on a couple of Cannabis strain-hunters on a mission to discover a new Landrace Congo strain, and although these guys are well-respected in the Cannabis community and have made a lot of money with their seed business, I have to say that the documentary reveals an extraordinary level of naivete, even foolhardiness, and really just plain stupidity.

Almost from the beginning we can see signs of defective thinking. Who goes into the Congo in sneakers and a T-Shirt? Who doesn’t understand that knowing how to bargain is critical anywhere in Africa? Who is naïve enough to think that anybody in the Congo is going to show you the “good stuff” just because you show up with a few bucks? And who in their right mind talks about how much money they are going to make from the seeds they’re looking for without understanding that at least some of those silent, sweaty “natives” around them can understand what they are saying perfectly well, and are very practiced in not revealing to the White Man that they understand?

Didn’t these guys even once, even a little bit, feel like a rabbit staring into the mouth of a Leopard? Apparently not. Even though these intrepid strain hunters are Dutch, evidently they learned nothing from the hundreds of years that their ancestors spent exploiting indigenous people worldwide, and in many cases doing so with brutal effectiveness.

So, as you’ll see in the video, after many trials and travails the mighty strain hunters, who brag about how rich they’ve become in the Cannabis seed business and how the legendary Congo strain they’re after is going to make them even richer, finally arrive at a suspiciously well-tended field of so-so mature plants. And they are ecstatic, high-fiving themselves and explaining to the camera how they love their mission of getting people high and – oh yes – a bow to Cannabis as a medicine, with that wink and nod sort of “everyone gets the joke” expression on their faces. One of the really hilarious moments in the video is when one of the strain hunters asks the local chief how the people use Cannabis as a medicine and, after looking like he’s just found a turd in his soup, the Chief explains that they simply use it as a stimulant.

So, after gathering their seeds and getting ready to leave they are confronted by a large group of angry people who somehow seem to have figured out that these White guys didn’t come all this way to simply gather a few seeds – they were planning to get rich. I guess the Congolese people had seen white men come to the Congo to steal its resources before – ya think? Anyhow, the interviewer asks one of the strain hunters on camera if he has any plans to share any of his millions with the natives and, in his best Dutch “who gives a shit” accent he says no, that’s not how the business works.

Somehow, probably because God watches over fools and babies, the strain hunters make it out of the Congo with their seeds and we next see them six months later in a lab in Switzerland, where they have grown plants from their precious Congo seed. We follow them as they pick a few buds and take them to the lab, where we all anxiously await the result.

And here it comes. Wow! 8% THC. The strain hunters, trying hard to look credible, explain to the camera that 8% is really, really strong. And the, the thing they’ve really been looking for – the concentration of THC-V. 1%! Yikes – that is super, super high. One of them says that they’ve never seen THC-V that high in any Cannabis strain. And best of all, he said this with an absolutely straight, choirboy face. Really. Never seen anything this high. We have a super strain here. (hint – ever checked out Durban Poison?)

Well, that’s about the end of the video, except that we see Mr. T-shirt back in the Congo riding along in a dugout, as he had evidently returned to continue the hunt, intent on ripping off even more seeds (and no doubt secretly hoping for something just a bit more potent) from the unsuspecting natives. But alas, we learn that he contracted Malaria and died in 2017.

He went to the Congo dressed for summertime in the Netherlands, T-Shirt and Hi-Tops, without dosing up on anti-malarials or quite likely not on anything else to counter the hundred or so killer diseases that anyone who is unprotected routinely contracts in the Congo. RIP. Natural selection wins again.

Here’s the link to the full YouTube documentary.

I know a little about preparing for Africa because I spent nearly two years in Africa very close to the Congo and I was lucky – I only got schistosomiasis. A few shots of antimony tartrate administered by a 10 inch needle through the tummy into the liver and I was right as rain again. But if I were even thinking of going into the Congo to search for a landrace strain of Cannabis I would watch this video again and do absolutely everything 180 degrees differently than these rather silly people. Especially bragging about how rich I was going to be. Because you see, one major mistake that nearly every stupid white man makes around “natives” is assuming that they can speak with each other in English and none of the stupid natives will understand. Makes me wonder how many conversations they had about how rich they were going to be with this Congo Landrace strain within earshot of the “natives” who I am very sure gave no clue they were listening and understanding every word.

I’m happy for the Dutch guys that they are successful and rich, even though one of them has just discovered that you can’t take it with you, and have provided the world with a lot of great Cannabis seeds. I did my own little share of strain hunting in the mid-60’s when I brought back seeds of Acapulco Gold and Oaxaca Purple and gave them out to grower friends in Northern California and Oregon.

I got my seeds by buying a kilo or so of Marijuana from growers straight out of the fields of Zihuantanejo and then Oaxaca. I first spent a couple of months living in each place, making friends with people, and getting to know who were the best growers, and I paid them top dollar for the top of the harvest. Then I spent a few days in my casita sorting out the mature seeds – this was before the days of Sinsemilla, so all Mexican marijuana came with plenty of seeds – and once I had my stash of nice fat little seeds I turned around and handed out free Marijuana to my Mexican friends around town and came back to the States without a single leaf or flower – just some seeds in a couple of small tins that didn’t attract any attention.

Then when I got to visiting with my grower friends in Northern Cali and Oregon I handed out my treasures, and I like to think that I had at last some small part in what became a thriving industry in those places that produced, among other memorable strains, Humboldt Purple – clearly at least partially a descendant of Oaxacan seed.

By giving away my seeds I guess I missed my chance to become rich and famous in the Cannabis seed biz – although I did take what I learned along the way and wrote “The Cultivators Handbook of Marijuana in 1968-69, and that little yellow book did pretty well, without my having to rip anyone off along the way. So, even though I haven’t become rich and famous and won all kind of Cannabis glory, I am 75 and still going strong, and proud that I played my part in bringing some of the original Landrace Cannabis strains back to growers in the US. Life is good. A hell of a lot better than dying of Malaria while trying to screw a bunch of poor people in the Congo out of their rightful heritage in the name of “business”.

Author: panaceachronicles

I will be moving to Portland, Oregon in the Fall of 2017 & am looking for an opportunity to contribute to the success of the Cannabis revolution that I helped to start with my 1969 "Cultivators Handbook of Marijuana". "Cultivators" was the first book-length US guide to growing Cannabis, and was a call for individuals to take ownership of this sacred plant before the government and criminal syndicates stole it from the People. Well, it only took 50 years or so, but it looks like the revolution is almost complete, although the struggle isn't quite over yet. Still, I intend to continue to be part of this movement, and am looking for the right opportunity in Oregon to help make the Cannabis revolution unstoppable. Here are some of the skills that I can contribute: Teamwork: I work hard to create win-win dynamics Management: I know how to motivate and lead successful teams Media savvy: I know what editors and readers want and how to give it to them Problem solving: I enjoy helping to find workable solutions to difficult problems Product naming: I create great product and brand names Compelling writer: I craft effective stories and advocacy arguments Strong researcher: I love discovering & validating new, workable concepts Loopholes & Angles: I can find ways to accomplish almost any objective Cultural Awareness: I look far beyond US Anglo culture for inspiration Conservative: I can always do more with less Compliance: I love finding legitimate, innovative pathways through legal issues Milestone Achievements The Cultivator’s Handbook of Marijuana, Agrarian Reform Press, Eugene, Oregon, 1969. The first US grower’s guide Self-published in the face of active FBI interference. Managed initial West Coast distribution. Published worldwide in six languages. 3+ million copies sold. Still in print in 2017. No longer the best – but still the first in its genre. Marijuana Foods, Simon & Schuster, 1981. The first full-length medicinal Cannabis extract cookbook in the US, offering unique extraction options and techniques for creating edible Cannabis for medical and recreational purposes. The first Medical Cannabis book to focus specifically on the needs of Seniors. Still in print in 2017. Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Company. 1980-82. Conceived, founded & developed the company & its flagship brand “American Spirit™”. Worked with Native American groups to develop a market for native, natural tobacco produced by Native Americans on tribal lands. Initiated organic growers program. Lost company through bad choice of outside investors – lesson learned. Writer/Producer of “International Straight Talk” video/CBT series. 1995-97. Sponsored by US/SBA, Texas Instruments, Texas Utilities and GTE. Ten full-length country-specific videos with accompanying Computer-based interactive training app. Focus on practical cross-cultural skills for Americans doing business with, or operating on teams with people from other countries. National & international distribution 100,000+ copies. Still used in Graduate Schools of Business & International Management. Countries in series: Argentina, Brazil, Mexico, Republic of Korea, People’s Republic of China, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, India, South Africa, Turkey, and Poland. Available on YouTube. Blogger & Social Media Fanatic: 2012 – Present. 150+ full-length posts on the historical and contemporary medical and spiritual uses of Cannabis, Coca and Opium, advocating for the full legalization of Coca Leaf as a natural medicinal plant to complement the emerging range of medical applications of Cannabis and the historically validated importance of Opium as a natural medicine. Plus, occasional political ranting and utopian dreaming. https://panaceachronicles.com My Current Passions 2011 – Present: I enjoy being part of a Husband/Wife team responsible for producing web and print advertising graphics & copy, targeted press releases, videos, logos, branding concepts, marketing copy, brochures, special events promotional materials, and blogs for major arts organizations. http://www.kacckerrville.com 2014 – Present: Online Business & Professional English teaching through SuperProf, located in Paris, France. Interact by webcam and messaging with professional, adult students in a range of countries including Brazil, China, Korea, Spain, France, India and Russia https://internationalstraighttalk.wordpress.com/business-professional-english-lessons/ 2016 – Present: Part of a Husband/Wife team functioning as Arts Editor and Photojournalists for “Hill Country Culture”, a monthly premium magazine with state-wide circulation published by the Kerrville Daily Times. https://issuu.com/hillcountryculture Other Relevant Publications The Connoisseur’s Handbook of Marijuana, Rolling Stone/Straight Arrow Books, San Francisco & NY, 1971. Best-selling history of Cannabis as recreational, inspirational and medical drug. First "coffee-table" book on Cannabis. International Cultivators Handbook of Hashish, Opium and Coca, Wingbow Press, Berkeley, 1975. First US book to link together & document the traditional medicinal and spiritual uses of these three great natural plants. The Cultivators Handbook of Natural Tobacco, Cultural Dimensions Press, 1982- 2010. The first grower’s manual for natural tobacco as grown by Native Americans for thousands of years before this powerful spiritual herb become corrupted by the modern cigarette industry. The Coca Leaf Papers, 2012. Medical and scientific research from 1750-1900 on the therapeutic uses of Coca Leaf in the form of extracts and tonics. Extensive bibliography hyperlinked to original historical resources. Advocates for acceptance of Coca Leaf alongside medical Cannabis as a powerful, natural medicine that cannot be co-opted by the Pharmaceutical industry. Cultural Dimensions Of Expatriate Life, 1999-2017. Series of full-length ebooks that currently includes: Australia, Chile, China, Czech Republic, Egypt, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Japan, Republic of Korea, Malaysia, the Netherlands, Nicaragua, Nigeria, Portugal, Senegal, Singapore, Spain, Thailand, Turkey, the US, and the U.K. Published for Kindle on all laptop & desktop computer platforms and available with Kindle App for iPad, iPhone & Android platforms. Academic History B.S. Sociology/Anthropology, Dickinson College, 1965 Graduate School, Anthropology, University of Cincinnati, 1968-69 Languages: English (native), French (20% current fluency), Spanish (20% current fluency). Other Professional & Creative History 1965-67 Peace Corps Volunteer, RCD/TEFL, Chad, West Africa 1967-68 Teacher – Head Start program, Caribbean and U.S. 1986-1990 Partner in Lisle Yarns, a high-fashion hand-dyed knitting & weaving yarn manufacturer located in Austin, Texas. Responsible for national sales & marketing, production of publicity, advertising and promotional materials. Traveled to industry shows and presented Lisle Yarns products to fiber arts retailers; interacted with yarn industry media and buyers. Company sold to employees in 1990. 1990-1999 Founder of CultureBanc.com, an online and on-site cross-cultural training company. Designed and delivered original cultural training courses for corporate clients including AT&T, Shell Group, American Airlines, Texas Instruments, GTE, Texas Utilities, Total and British Airways. Company sold to employees in 1999. 1995-97 Computer-based training developer and international management consultant to the non-profit Centre for International Business Studies, Amstelveen, The Netherlands. Part of a multi-cultural team developing proprietary cultural gaming/learning systems. 1997-1999 Adjunct Professor of International Management, University of Texas at Dallas, Graduate School of Management. Developed and implemented the original distance learning curriculum for the Executive MBA program. Taught three courses per semester: cross-cultural research; international business communications; multi-cultural team management.

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