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If I Were Krazy Kim I would Love Daffy Donald

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krazykimI would see the world as my enemy, and I would be absolutely certain that the world was ready to attack me at the first opportunity. I could see the world gloating over my death, and then forgetting me.

So, paranoid megalomaniac that I am, I would have been gaming my response for years, preparing to play and win the game on my own terms. Neither the US, nor China, nor any other country would impress me at all.

But I would LOVE the ascendance of Daffy Don to the US presidency, because I would be certain that now I was faced with an utter fool who I could count on to “provoke” me into doing what I actually plan to do, and who would be completely taken in by my game plan. PLEASE don’t throw me into that brier patch, Brer Bear!

My plan would have been to set up the world to think that I am building my nuclear weapons capability to launch nuclear missiles at my neighbors and, ultimately, at the US. So, I would have done everything in my total power to convince them that they are correct. I would have launched lots and lots of missiles, and I would blown off a bunch of nukes, and I would have bragged how far my missiles could fly and how destructive they were.

By all evidence, I would be a very happy man these days, because the whole world seems to have bought my head-fake. Especially Daffy Donald. I would find the preparations of my enemies to counter my nuclear missile threat – the whole world full of them – to be terribly amusing. I would be especially happy about what the South Koreans and the US are doing. Go ahead – build that missile shield. And by the way, I am going to scream and threaten you while you do.

But my real plan would be very different from what I have convinced the world to think, and to prepare for.  

I would have spent years and unlimited amounts of money placing chemical, biological, and of course nuclear weapons in as many places in the world as possible – on the floor of harbors, in warehouses, in business facilities, and just plain buried in the countryside. I would have used normal shipping vessels to carry most of these weapons around the world, and I would have had trained teams on board these ships who would offload and place the weapons.

If the nukes were shielded properly they would be very hard to detect. The chemical and biological weapons – impossible to detect. They would be built to lie in place for years.

All these weapons would be on remote triggers, and I would have people in place, with other people as failsafe backups, to activate the triggers. They would have been in place for many years, and they would have been extremely well-paid. And they would not have a clue what hitting that switch, or dialing that cell phone number, or pressing that button, was going to do.

And then the moment that I saw, or believed that I saw that my enemies were about to annihilate me, I would order these weapons triggered, knowing that I was going to die along with most of the people in my country. But I wouldn’t give a shit, because that would be just part of my plan.

But because I am crazy, I would think that this was all a grand idea and that any of the world that happened to survive would remember my name forever. Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao – all nobodies. What was left of the world would remember only Kim.

If I were Kim, going down in spectacular flames would be the culmination of my ambitions. I would see myself surrounded by flames of glory. I would be completely satisfied with that outcome. I would be absolutely certain that the world would never forget me. I would be the greatest, forever.

Author: panaceachronicles

I am moving to Portland, Oregon in Fall/Winter of 2017/18 & am looking for opportunities to contribute to the Cannabis revolution that I helped to start with my 1969 "Cultivators Handbook of Marijuana", written in Eugene, Oregon and self-published with the indispensable help of the Eugene Augur news collective . I have a few new Cannabis & Coca-related ideas that are pretty revolutionary and as part of a team of good people I am confident that we can shake things up a little in a positive way. I am especially interested in working with companies and/or organizations that want to help motivate Seniors to get past any fears they may have regarding Cannabis and take advantage of the tremendous health benefits of this simple, powerful natural source of treatment and healing. Milestone Achievements The Cultivator’s Handbook of Marijuana, Agrarian Reform Press, Eugene, Oregon, 1969. The first US grower’s guide Self-published in the face of active FBI interference. Managed initial West Coast distribution. Published worldwide in six languages. 3+ million copies sold. Still in print in 2017. No longer the best – but still the first in its genre. Marijuana Foods, Simon & Schuster, 1981. The first full-length medicinal Cannabis extract cookbook in the US, offering unique extraction options and techniques for creating edible Cannabis for medical and recreational purposes. The first Medical Cannabis book to focus specifically on the needs of Seniors. Still in print in 2017. Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Company. 1980-82. Conceived, founded & developed the company & its flagship brand “American Spirit™”. Worked with Native American groups to develop a market for native, natural tobacco produced by Native Americans on tribal lands. Initiated organic growers program. Lost company through bad choice of outside investors – lesson learned. Writer/Producer of “International Straight Talk” video/CBT series. 1995-97. Sponsored by US/SBA, Texas Instruments, Texas Utilities and GTE. Ten full-length country-specific videos with accompanying Computer-based interactive training app. Focus on practical cross-cultural skills for Americans doing business with, or operating on teams with people from other countries. National & international distribution 100,000+ copies. Still used in Graduate Schools of Business & International Management. Blogger & Social Media Fanatic: 2012 – Present. 175+ full-length posts on the historical and contemporary medical and spiritual uses of Cannabis, Coca and Opium, advocating for the full legalization of Coca Leaf as a natural medicinal plant to complement the emerging range of medical applications of Cannabis and the historically validated importance of Opium as a natural medicine. (Plus, the occasional political ranting and utopian dreaming.) https://panaceachronicles.com Other Relevant Publications The Connoisseur’s Handbook of Marijuana, Rolling Stone/Straight Arrow Books, San Francisco & NY, 1971. Best-selling history of Cannabis as recreational, inspirational and medical drug. International Cultivators Handbook of Hashish, Opium and Coca, Wingbow Press, Berkeley, 1975. First US book to link & document the medicinal and spiritual uses of the three great natural drugs. The Cultivators Handbook of Natural Tobacco, Cultural Dimensions Press, 1982- 2010. The first grower’s manual for natural tobacco as grown by Native Americans for thousands of years before this powerful spiritual herb become corrupted by the modern cigarette industry. The Coca Leaf Papers, 2012. Medical and scientific research from 1750-1900 on the therapeutic uses of Coca Leaf in the form of extracts and tonics. Extensive bibliography hyperlinked to original historical resources. Advocates for acceptance of Coca Leaf alongside medical Cannabis as a powerful, natural medicine that cannot be co-opted by the Pharmaceutical industry.

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